Conviction Kitchen, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane

** November 2011: Note: Conviction Kitchen is now closed and houses ‘Bistro 2′.

The TV series Conviction Kitchen follows the redemptive journey of 12 ex-criminals — six in the kitchen, six on the floor — being given another chance as they learn the skills to successfully run a high-end restaurant.

Channel 7 opened the doors to Conviction 3 weeks ago, and with only 6 weeks of taping, seats available for meals have been in high demand.

After a visit there last week, I can see why.

Kefalograviera saganaki, fennel & red onion salad – entree
Steak tartare with traditional condiments

You are told you will be filmed. If you are like me, you have a camera and mike shoved in your face, be asked a question and mumble like a bumbling fool, which guarantees you will either end up on the cutting room floor (good choice) or be aired showing the world what a bumbling fool you actually are (not such a good choice).

Special entrée – stuffed zucchini flowers
Freshly shucked oysters with a shallot and red wine vinegar
Takumi Wagyu with celeriac rémoulade, pear salad, bone marrow, black vinegar.

I have to tell you – my dessert was so amazing, I raved about it for the next 2 days.

Chocolate salty caramel, peanuts, and sour cream icecream (If you get the chance, eat this. It is orgasmic)

The show begins airing in Australia soon. Look out for the snippets of the customers – if you see a fat, fair headed bumbling fool, the chance may be you have spotted a rhubarb.

Losing a Rememberer

TFM’s school has a programme for middle schoolers, aimed at those who have trouble staying… on track.  Tuesday mornings sees a classroom (predominantly boys) gather under the tutorial guide of Mr Do-It, requiring students to go through their school diaries, assign days to homework and assessment plans, help the students find ways to remember homework, assignment, requirements and tasks.  The programme is affectionately known as ‘organising class’.

Needless to say, the first mate attends.

This morning, he was late for organisation class. Why? Because he forgot his shoes and had to come home and get them, which meant putting his bus card down on the kitchen bench - and leaving it there, followed by depositing his diary on the front step to put on the offending shoes. This required 3 return trips before he actually made it school.

Do you think I am fighting a losing battle?

Ticked Off

 Y’all may recall how, 3 weeks ago,  we tired of the boggy driveway and ran away with the camper trailer. Y’all may recall the skipper trying to turn the 4X4 into a floatation device at the time.

But one thing I didn’t share with you, was the amount of kangaroo ticks that were about. The kangaroos did, however.

Share, that is.

The ticks, that is.

I brushed a few off myself, removed one from inside TFMs ear with tweezers, and checked, I thought, rather diligently when we returned to boggyville.

However on Friday, TFM came to me to show me a lump that had developed just under his shoulder-blade.

So a quick late trip to the GP on Friday afternoon, and TFM was quickly scheduled for day surgery at 8.30 this morning, to have what the GP thought may have been a tick, beneath his skin, removed from the centre of his back. The poison was supposedly in his lymphatic system.

Over the weekend, his lymph nodes swelled more, although he felt well and presented as typical 13 year old.

So at 8.00 this morning, we fronted up for surgery. 

2 ibuprofen, a local, another local and a scalpel and it was all over by 10.00 AM. A wobbly legged teen was allowed to leave as long as his parents promised him pancakes. (We substituted French toast with maple, bananas and bacon).

We should know tomorrow if it was, indeed, a burrowed tick or not.



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